When I opened up the card, I cracked up completely. I roared with unbridled mirth for a good 15 minutes. I laughed so hard till I had tears streaming down my cheeks! The woman not only decided to pen me greetings in Chinese. What got my funnybone were the 2 squares of her city's toilet paper she had sent along with the card!!!
She couldn't get over my penchant for white toilet paper!! Woman! You're h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s!!! I will have you know that if these 2 squares are defined your "rough-grained ugly greyish-thing brown being used as toilet paper", the "rough-grained ugly greyish-brown thing" they pass off in my country is nowhere near your standard of softness or thickness. Mine's at least thrice rougher and half the thickness. Go figure. Your 2 squares are plush in comparison and beautifully soft. With dotted hearts embossed to boot.
You get 'Best Birthday Pressie' this year. Full of wit, ingenuity, thoughtfulness and a damn good sense of humor. I love you lah.
Happy Bird Day imp!
ReplyDeletedanke danke! coming up in abt 2 weeks! :)
ReplyDeletehahaha.. very funny. I guess I would react the same way if I were to open a card to see toilet papers. hahah..
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Paris! happy birthday!!
ReplyDeleteNext time send you another brand! ehehehe.
ReplyDeletewah. best!!!
ReplyDeleteBirthday! Happy birthday Imp.
ReplyDeletejomel: hahahah.
ReplyDeletelovexlb: enjoy paris loads you! have fun!
anon@7.53am: win lor. there's yet another brand? worse or better than what you sent?
meteor: she's damn good.
eveline: thanks!!!