A couple of nights ago, I heard the friend's little son's bedtime prayer:
Dear God,
Please don't let me get a cough,
Or I promise I will eat up all the chocolates in the jar.
After a few continuous nights of bizzare dreams about the man, I adapted my night prayers too.
Dear God,
Please don't let me dream of the man tonight,
Or I promise I will kick him in the balls.
The man was obviously not amused. That earned me a really hard stare. Hahahaha.
15 comments:
this one,i fell off my chair. you aint that dense right???
dear god, please don't let me read this crap again or i swear i'll chop her neck off!!!
imp, you that bored ah?
no man likes to be kicked in the balls man. not even if it's a threat. are you dumb???!
dear god, please let imp have a better sense of humor. or i promise i will stomp her face into the ground.
you're a violent bed partner. god. has anyone travelled with this one???!! oh man.
Imp,you do know that eating chocolates and kicking balls are 2 very different things right?! one will earn you cute looks from the man. the other will just earn you murderous looks.
woman!!it doesn't even rhyme!!
woman,if this is pillow talk, it aint gonna work in a zillion years.
knowing imp...she probably really want to murder him,sooner or later. *evil laughter*
OIII!!! no imp-bashing here, i warn you. or i'll fix all of you up tonight. i admit i do flail around in bed...but i haven't kicked anyone in the balls here have i?? duh??!
i'm going to tell the whole world that you're damn violent in bed ah.
not to mention all the awkward angles she sleeps in. NEVER ever share a bed with her if you can help it. get SEPARATE twin beds.
you can all hear the secrets that she keeps when she talks in her sleep.
is this the bad guy or is this the good guy??!!!
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