Tuesday, November 20, 2007

He Always Peels Crabs For Me

The man loves crabs. He can't resist any chance of ravishing those crustaceans.

One evening, he declared that he wanted crabs. I don't particularly fancy crabs. All I know how to eat are the claws. Crabs give me an allergic reaction, so not much of it would be eaten. Anyway, out we went looking for crabs.

We were served a giant crab each poached in white wine with a side of angel hair pasta in light tomato sauce. It was a huge Sri Lankan with a shell that was the size of my two palms put together. Stared at both plates. The crabs were served whole.

The man patted my head and took my plate. "Come, I'll crack and peel it for you." Heh. A-cracking he went with the nutcracker. He dug out the flesh for me. If he didn't, I wouldn't be eating any crab meat at all!

By and by, I wondered what those brown puffy streaks underneath the shell were.

"Lungs." the man pronounced. "Unedible."

Eeeeeeek.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

wahahaha, i have never seen crabs (as in western cusine) served whole!

Carrie said...

just caught up with all your latest posts... v interesting posts on macau. That crab looks really big.

Anonymous said...

Brown puffy streaks? You really hardly eat crabs huh? Erm...crabs are friends not food?

Anonymous said...

You lucky .. dudette..!

Anonymous said...

i've not seen the lungs before??!! huh???! must go kpo!

imp said...

kikare: yah lor!!! so dunno what's the fun in this restaurant!

carrie: :) that crab is HUGE!

sesame: heeee...dunno how to describe it!! hahaha. i eat crabs, just not too crazy over it..

mamabok: heee.

queenie: go go! it's quite cool to watch the man peel the crab whole to bits!

Ms Fair Face said...

That crab is huge and looks good! I can hardly get my man to shell prawns for me, let alone crabs! :)

M. said...

where did you eat this crab dish at? that picture is vaguely familiar but i just can't recall where i saw it from! :)

furfur angel said...

does he hs anymore male unattached, not currently/previously married friends who will do that?! I need one badly! I can peel prawns if thats an added advantage :)

imp said...

msfairface: the man has always peeled them for me since day 1. hahahha. :) but i don't take very many prawns or crabs...so lucky him!

mia: some weeks back at azhang's!

furfurangel: got. i don't charge commission too. ;P and they all peel crabs and prawns for the dates. come to think of it, all my guy friends do that for their girls!

mummybean said...

i love crabs! used to only eat the claws as well till my hubs taught me how to eat the body & leg bits - the meat is much sweeter! i think he regrets teaching me cos i now fight with him for the same parts. haha. that crab looks huge. good thing you have the man to help you peel!

Anonymous said...

awww... poor man!!!!! you evil imp!

imp said...

beanbean: well done!!!! i'm too lazy to peel crabs or anything. they spoil my manicure! wahahahahah!

meteor: heh. the perils of being in a relationship.