I hate the renovated toilets at the office. I think it's been shoddily done. When I saw this email (with all its grammatical errors) from the estate admin department, I didn't know how to react.
"Ladies, we need your help to overcome a persistent chokage problem we've been having in L2 Ladies' Toilet.
Could you help communicate to the ladies in your teams that:
1. they should use the full flush if they happened to use a lot of toilet paper; and
2. to keep their fingers on the half flush to ensure that there's sufficient water to flush before walking off.
Thanks very much for your help."
It knocked the socks off me. WAHAHHAHAHAHA. It's like, Hallo. Seriously lor. Why the email never acknowledge that their toilet flush and plumbing system are weak and so not eco-friendly?
Let's just say that on a major poo job, the full flush doesn't work either. Everything goes down and comes back right up. And this is on crappy rough and thin toilet paper. Not the lovely 3-ply plush and thick rolls I use at home.
So how?! The sender of that email should give out further instructions on 'How Many Squares of Toilet Paper To Use and How To Flush.'
"Ladies, we need your help to overcome a persistent chokage problem we've been having in L2 Ladies' Toilet.
Could you help communicate to the ladies in your teams that:
1. they should use the full flush if they happened to use a lot of toilet paper; and
2. to keep their fingers on the half flush to ensure that there's sufficient water to flush before walking off.
Thanks very much for your help."
It knocked the socks off me. WAHAHHAHAHAHA. It's like, Hallo. Seriously lor. Why the email never acknowledge that their toilet flush and plumbing system are weak and so not eco-friendly?
Let's just say that on a major poo job, the full flush doesn't work either. Everything goes down and comes back right up. And this is on crappy rough and thin toilet paper. Not the lovely 3-ply plush and thick rolls I use at home.
So how?! The sender of that email should give out further instructions on 'How Many Squares of Toilet Paper To Use and How To Flush.'
16 comments:
this is so hiliarious!! sender should come and do a demo for everyone!
Well, at least your fellow users do know where the toilet paper should go ...
http://www.taiwannews.com.tw/etn/news_content.php?id=688782&lang=eng_news&cate_img=&cate_rss=&pg=2
"The Environmental Protection Administration under the Executive Yuan discouraged citizens Wednesday from forming the habit of flushing away used toilet paper instead of placing it in
waste bins."
Ah, us guys only got that aiming thingy going for us…^;^
BTW, forgot to ask u this before I left the country but wat’s a good whiskey to get at our changi duty free? Thanks in advance!
gross lah. I have all these images forming in my head now about regurgitating toilet bowls =P
unrelated topic but is it still too late to buy one of them Elle mags?? i need, i mean want that bag hook!
Hahahah!!! now my tummy hurts.. !! but donch you just hate toilets like that..!!
how about a youtube demo as well!? :P
Eh, I saw a had written notice at my office the other day - come back later, winnie the pooh just left.
Wahaha! I OF COURSE DID NOT step into the toilet.
cavalock: if you're a whisky drinker straight, the bowmore 17y.o is great. not sure if they have the bowmore 15. but that works too. otherwise, take the balvenie 12.
natasha: WE ALSO SAY!
lcn: wahahhahaha. good idea. reverse it for us to use instead.
corsage: we were joking that it should be part of ISO procedures.
geesmo: i dunno! are u sgp now?? i'd think the elle mags have different freebies in different countries... think it might have run out kinda...
mamabok: HUGS! am glad to see you back in action!
lms: youtube indeed! aye! your note-leaver is very considerate!
aiksss!! i hate those weak plumbing system toilet, just like my office. bad bad bad!! by the way, i like the winnie the pooh notice by lms! hahhhah
they should change to those water soluble toilet paper lah!
i read that toilet paper that doesn't dissolves that easily for usually treated with chemical ...
*hint hint* time to email your "welfare department" ;P
i noticed that my office toilets also something like that. i always thought it stinks, but i can't pinpoint a reason till i finally realized it's because the water pressure from flushing (there's only one button to flush) wasn't strong enough. and no one did anything for a couple of weeks. i called and complained and (thank goodness) they could fix it.
now, after several months, the problem seems to be coming back... time to call maintenance again.
they don't vet through their emails before sending them out? heehee!
aiyoh, like so paiseh to u girls!
Maybe they should come up with an instructional video too. :P
findingmrlazy: eiiiiii. then i bet u we use the terrible ones that r cheap.
hersheys: must call! otherwise, the stink will be associated with the toilets always.
candice: wahahahahah.
wigglybits: super embarrassing lor.
dk: hah! and put it into the induction/orientation 101 sessions.
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