Stupid guy was fixated on the cinema screen.
Without turning his head, he stupidly reached for his drink and groped my thigh instead.
My instinct was to punch him in the face. In fact, I clenched the fist and swung the arm around.
In the midst of screen explosions, he moved damn fast in the opposite direction of my arm. Then he huddled deep into his seat far away from me.
He clung on to the girlfriend/wife for the rest of the movie.
I didn't blame him too much. It was The Dark Knight and nobody really wanted to tear their eyes away from what was happening.
But he never say 'sorry'. Pfffft.
When the lights came on at the end of the movie, I was sleepy. So I decided not to make a scene.
So I gave him this evil glare, sank my stilettos midway into his shoes and flounced off.
It ain't my fault that he had to sheepishly explain to his girlfriend/wife what that was for.
16 comments:
Nahhh...!! no excuse for groping your thigh..!!! donch blame you for the evil stare.. and the shoe.. :)
i would have done the same.. :)
Hilarious!
How come you no wore Birkies this time.
No manners!! (I mean the guy of course)
Well done, I would have just glared, but wished I did the stiletto thingy. Hee.
No, u did not do the stiletto thing!!? wahaha!
mamabok: well, it was his genuine mistake lah. so i didn't like yell lor. but 'revenge' when i can!
kikare: after work mah. the stilettos matched the outfit. today i in doc marts. :)
b.muse: heheehhehe. yah lor!!! plus this is a bad week for me. i'm highly strung. i tell u, that crunch felt good.
lms: i did!! hahahah. but i'd have been grouchy if my stilettos broke.
wow! bravo! i like the stiletto scenario! hahhh =p
hahaha! well, i guess he deserved that.
how was the movie?
u go , girl !
Hope all is well..get out of the stifling workplace.
Fierce! What would you have done if you weren't in heels that day? (Have to pick up tips from you..haha!)
elaine: hehh.
beanbean: i love chris nolan's batman. i like the darkness of it, the intensity of human emotions without being sappy. chris nolan's got a fantastic vision for this installation.
nuttyjas: see how lor! coz i love what i do.
corsage: i'd have kicked him in the shin. :)
this is not supposed to be funny.. I know... but it is!! LOL!! I feel your annoyance, but I also feel so sorry for that silly man! You can imagine, in future, how mindful he would be in the cinema? :D
Wahaha...this is funny. Sorry I have to laugh. But I would probably have tried to step on his foot or something.
Love the bit about the "stabbing" with your shoe :)
that's quite funny ! ha. but yeah man he should've said sorry!
i would've slapped him heh.
i was watching the dark knight just now and thought of your post! yes, that guy deserved it! not a word of sorry gets him a good stiletto!
jomel + sesame: well, when i came back and wrote this, i giggled very loudly too. heee.
diva: it was the most convenient thing to do!
yuling: YAAH!
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