When the cut-out cows went up for Chinese New Year, I grinned at them.
What an absolutely wonderful time for them to be stolen. They'd look so festive out on the balcony or middling about in the garden.
The Chinese New Year cows had a stand-alone sign that stated "Cows Under Surveillance". I went naaah. No way. It isn't cost effective for them to monitor the cows that are put in a wide space. There simply aren't any closed-circuit cameras nearby that they could tap on. But I had very funny images in my head of humans popping up from behind trees and bushes to stop people from relocating these cut-outs.
Hmmm. For many reasons, I shall not steal a cow this time. (Not that I haven't tried. I failed.)
But I owned one because a sweetie gave me a cow! A proper gift, not loot okay!
I was highly tickled to read about cows getting stolen. moo said it best here.
So if you've stolen a cow, go and donate at least S$188 to the Home Nursing Foundation- adopted charity 2009 of Moove Media!!!
