Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Epic Fail At The Supermarket

So you know I can't tell the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber, a turnip and a radish.

Undeterred, a couple of weeks back, the man asked me to get him a turnip. I got him a parsnip. The man was looking very hard for this furtive kent. He wasn't interested in the usual pumpkins. He could settle for butternut. But he insisted on finding the kent for the specific purpose of roasting.

I looked around at the baskets and pointed. "Oh that one! That looks good!"

The man eagerly descended in said direction. He paused. He looked at it rather solemnly. "Honey, that's a rock melon."

Oh.

18 comments:

Cavalock said...

dont they sell those cute little veggie, food groups flash cards for kids? bet they'll come in real handy! <^;^>

Chick said...

I know what to buy you for bird-day! *Evil Grin*

Ally said...

hahaha.
he must have just rolled his eyes !

Anonymous said...

wahaha....i get u those huge-ass poster boards of veggies for ure bday, k?

lovexiaolongbao said...

try to tell the difference between "guchai" and baby "chong". tht's also a tough one.

imp said...

people people, u love me so indeed.

i think i'm going to be flooded with picture books of vegetables. HAHA. i can't tell the difference between rosemary and thyme either. there you go.

imp said...

lovexlb: i completely have no idea what the guchai is!!! baby chong = spring onion right?

M. said...

imp: that post cracked me up because i am the opposite of you and pretty much identify every freaking vegetable!

kikare said...

aren't there labels? can't you read

Jo said...

I have an eureka moment as to what to get you as a present too! And I suspect it's the same as Chick's! o_O

Omg! I paused and read the comments further down and realised that there are more people having the same thoughts!! hahahaha...

Psstt... I don't know what's a Kent too leh!!

imp said...

M: HEH! don't ever ever give me your grocery list. unless it comes with pictures/graphics...

kikare: OOOOH. SO RUDE!!!! hahaha. well. i confess i didn't read the labels.....there u go. can u just see the headlines "bimbo #1 out loose at the supermarket."

jomel: OHDEAR. u too?!! AIYOH. send me a photo of the veg in a photo frame. i promise to identify it without googling. well...i didn't realize a Kent's a pumpkin till i googled it...

Anonymous said...

Actually that's why I shop at supermarkets... cuz I desperately need the labels so that I know remotely know what I'm buying.

Heh, you can pass me your gifts of veggie flash cards when you're done so I can get acquainted too! =p

ShutterBug said...

hahaha.. same ole same ole.. I can't tell the difference also..
hehe but it's really funny about the rock melon :p

imp said...

moo: very good. we study together okay? but i'll just going to ROTFL if your son learns it faster than we do.

shutterbug: heehheeheee.

=eLaiNe= said...

Hahahahh! be prepare for all those picture books of vegetables!! =p

Anonymous said...

babe, know how to eat can already!

lovexiaolongbao said...

imp> baby chong is baby spring onion correct. Guchai is the other one tht looks like baby chong, most pple buy it to cook fried kway teow or beehoon.

imp said...

elaine: i'm sure!

cherie: i can do that really well!

lovexlb: hmmmm. haha. i will rely on trusty google for images!