When I got on the train at Ang Mo Kio this evening, it wasn't crowded. But it wasn't empty either. I sat next to this guy at the corner.
He was wide awake when I sat down. When the train moved out of the station, he was seemingly nodding off to sleep. In a matter of seconds. Right.
I narrowed my eyes at him. Never mind. I focused on my book. Then his stupid shoulders also nodded towards me, bumping my shoulder with every big and tiny jolt of the train.
So damn obvious can. I shut my book and waited.
When the train left Novena station, his head drooped closer to my shoulder. I took a deep breath to last at least 30 seconds, pitched the yell at the highest and piercingly aimed it into his ear.
He literally leapt out of his seat and ran to the other corner while hollering "你神精病!!" He disappeared into the cabins beyond.
I laughed out loud and glanced around. The woman on my other side also got up promptly and went off to the next cabin. The entire cabin of about 18 other people looked really stunned. Well, whatever. Nobody said anything and everyone avoided eye contact with me.
Not funny meh?
Wahahahahahahhaha. Priceless, I tell you. I had this idiotic grin plastered on my face all the way home.
18 comments:
this is really funny!!! i wouldn't hv done something so attention grabbing! i hv no guts! haha...
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FUNNY!! So crazy you!!!
Wahahaha I totally agree with that dude's words.
I've got this idiotic grin plastered on my face reading this. I hope you made him deaf.
i m so glad i didn't read this in office... cos i was laughing out loud!
sibeh funny lor.
Well done you!
Pity no one else applauded!
hahahhahaha!!!!!!!!! i so very hope that i was on the same train as you leh!!! =p
My dear! Trust you to pull a stunt like that!
So... did you happen to also have a deranged look on your face as you laughed and glanced around the cabin? ;)
HAHAHAHA! You are good, babe! *Applause*
dee + jomel: i think i was in a whimsical mood.
kikare: WEHHH!
kachunknorge + hersheys + lms: very good. at least i entertained you guys on the blog. got sense of humor. not like those strange people on the train.
elaine: hahahha! you'd have just laughed and laughed!
fen: no leh. i like to think i had on a sane smile...
yuling: heeee. you got sense of humor. good!
lol. You win!!
you are a terror. haha...
Very funny. Good for you! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*
ice + wildgoose + supercoati: i haven't taken trains alot lately. so it was quite a novelty last night. hahhahaha.
Bravo. I'd have done the same.
Out of curiosity. Did he come from where I am working now? The people in here do not seemed to understand what is 'personal space' - whether they're awake, sleeping on trains/buses/ or at least pretending to be asleep. I'll share my horrid stories with you next time.
"Best" part. They smell. It gets worst during winter when you think it should be better. Heh.
chick: nope. this one is singaporean. but the dirty sort. eeky. got one from where u are who sat opposite me. i could smell him. eioow. plus he sneezed and got mucus come out. he wiped it on his clothes. AHHHHHHHHHH! luckily i reached my stop. eiooow.
I had a few bad experiences on buses where the guy sat very close next to me. Another time where this old guy who smell like pee - I quickly got off my seat.
You are really funny! :)
coboypb: :D
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