I had a group of visitors in town. I was rather chummy with the Middle Eastern ladies and the Eastern European leggy beauties. Naturally, I kept a polite distance from the men, as work etiquette required. But, there was this particular Vietnamese visitor that was a little more than annoying.
"The Vietnamese love to take photos with you!" The colleagues warned. Alright. Whatever. I dislike having my photo captured in anything besides my own camera. But to be nice, I don't mind a couple of friendly work photos. But this Vietnamese chap, was just happily snapping away with his camera-phone and digital camera at every opportunity. It was frankly, irritating. He had no qualms about intruding my privacy.
Never mind that he wanted to put one arm around my shoulder in a 'couple shot'. But he had the cheek to try drawing me closer into a hug. I had to step away firmly, say no and maintain arm's length. He had bad teeth and terrible breath. And mind you, his teeth were uneven, badly stained brown / black and maybe decaying. All throughout his stay, he would dangle smartass remarks at me, tried to touch my shoulder and my arm every time he wanted to about nothing in particular.
"You're not coming back to the hotel with us, with me?";
"I'm glad you're coming to sit with us."
I regretted the time I borrowed his pen and he replied, "You can borrow anything long you want." I actually smiled and answered, "Well, no thank you. I can live without your pen." Then I strode away in disgust. I might have written off the insinuations to his bad command of English. Save for the suggestive glint in his eyes and his leery smile.
What pissed me off completely was what he did when I sent these visitors off on their last day here. I gave a firm handshake to the men and wished them well. The women, I bonded with, so it was lots of oohing and ahing with air kisses on the cheek and a hug. This Vietnamese lout, actually came running back, saying "bye bye bye", grabbed my hand and tried to pull me close for that same air kiss and hug.
What the fuck? I'm fairly certain that your Vietnamese culture didn't teach you that!
I resisted all impulse to pull a deashi harai on him. He was a small man and completely wimpy. So I grasped his hand really really hard, squashed his knuckles together, made sure that would hurt and shoved him back. He actually stumbled a step backwards. That was rather comical. It amused me greatly. I looked at him straight in the eye, raised my voice and spat my disdain, "I don't do this with men. Many cultures consider this an insult. You disgrace your country."
What I was really thinking was something that only the crudest of Hokkien could express, "KNN, your mother never bring you up properly ah? You still in high school ah? #)(%*)#(%$^(*)^ male testosterones in overdrive izzit? Wait till someone does this to your sister or your girlfriend. #)%(*#)(%*tard!"
If you were not a work visitor, I'd have kicked you in the balls (not that I haven't done it before) and hauled your ass to the courts for sexual harassment. Boor.
I've lived in Ho Chi Minh City and I love it. I've met large numbers of Vietnamese and rarely do they behave the way this yob did. This and plus what his compatriot did, I'm fairly sure I'm not too hot about visiting Hanoi anytime soon. For that matter, currently, I'm not taking very kindly to group photos, couple photos and whatthefuck else photos.
"The Vietnamese love to take photos with you!" The colleagues warned. Alright. Whatever. I dislike having my photo captured in anything besides my own camera. But to be nice, I don't mind a couple of friendly work photos. But this Vietnamese chap, was just happily snapping away with his camera-phone and digital camera at every opportunity. It was frankly, irritating. He had no qualms about intruding my privacy.
Never mind that he wanted to put one arm around my shoulder in a 'couple shot'. But he had the cheek to try drawing me closer into a hug. I had to step away firmly, say no and maintain arm's length. He had bad teeth and terrible breath. And mind you, his teeth were uneven, badly stained brown / black and maybe decaying. All throughout his stay, he would dangle smartass remarks at me, tried to touch my shoulder and my arm every time he wanted to about nothing in particular.
"You're not coming back to the hotel with us, with me?";
"I'm glad you're coming to sit with us."
I regretted the time I borrowed his pen and he replied, "You can borrow anything long you want." I actually smiled and answered, "Well, no thank you. I can live without your pen." Then I strode away in disgust. I might have written off the insinuations to his bad command of English. Save for the suggestive glint in his eyes and his leery smile.
What pissed me off completely was what he did when I sent these visitors off on their last day here. I gave a firm handshake to the men and wished them well. The women, I bonded with, so it was lots of oohing and ahing with air kisses on the cheek and a hug. This Vietnamese lout, actually came running back, saying "bye bye bye", grabbed my hand and tried to pull me close for that same air kiss and hug.
What the fuck? I'm fairly certain that your Vietnamese culture didn't teach you that!
I resisted all impulse to pull a deashi harai on him. He was a small man and completely wimpy. So I grasped his hand really really hard, squashed his knuckles together, made sure that would hurt and shoved him back. He actually stumbled a step backwards. That was rather comical. It amused me greatly. I looked at him straight in the eye, raised my voice and spat my disdain, "I don't do this with men. Many cultures consider this an insult. You disgrace your country."
What I was really thinking was something that only the crudest of Hokkien could express, "KNN, your mother never bring you up properly ah? You still in high school ah? #)(%*)#(%$^(*)^ male testosterones in overdrive izzit? Wait till someone does this to your sister or your girlfriend. #)%(*#)(%*tard!"
If you were not a work visitor, I'd have kicked you in the balls (not that I haven't done it before) and hauled your ass to the courts for sexual harassment. Boor.
I've lived in Ho Chi Minh City and I love it. I've met large numbers of Vietnamese and rarely do they behave the way this yob did. This and plus what his compatriot did, I'm fairly sure I'm not too hot about visiting Hanoi anytime soon. For that matter, currently, I'm not taking very kindly to group photos, couple photos and whatthefuck else photos.
35 comments:
what an ass! it'd have been so fun to kick him in the balls!
oh dear. don't feel too bad k? u already did the best u could to avoid an international conflict!!!
i'm sure you put the message across. there're always asshats around. and you take care of yourself good.
but i wonder what he would have reacted if you had actually said the not-diplomatic piece in hokkien. hmmmm.
Hoo hoo.. you showed him boyz!
Such people should really be taught a lesson!
wah. this one macham police statement if you want it to be~~~!!! u got comprain to his boss or not???
Have I not told you of my 1st work trip to Hanoi? I had to spend 5 days with a guy just like that! Thankfully there were 2 colleagues and some of the other Vietnamese ladies who told him off once in a while. He tamed down towards the end of my trip.
I would say that I've learnt something from you. I'll be much fiercer next time!
TSKTSKTSK!
he definitely deserved the knuckle crunch! who does he think he is?!! terrible... he should be so ashamed of himself seeing how he's representing his agency and country.
there're always the lewd pple who disgrace their country. this is one of them. and it's worse when they go out to travel. they lose all inhibitions and think it's fun.
they think what, high school outing ah? embarrassing.
i'm being mean here, but i have no good opinion of hanoi men. and that's a direct judgment of my 2 years there.
young man or old man?? so terrible. ought to be slapped.
you didn't twist his wrist even? how disciplined still.
you remind me of what we did when we were in school, handshake and then grab as hard as possible to see who screams in pain first.
that sort of training is really useful.
eh. the last time i teased u, u shoved my face into the ground. why this guy got special softer treatment? not fair.
Hey I knew a Vietnamese guy like this when I was living in Singapore. My God the Bad Breath nearly drove me to a faint, especially as I had to be in a tiny airless room with him in meetings. I kept pushing mints on him whenever he'd speak to me. But to be fair, this guy was quite circumspect and never made any stupid moves. I would have trod painfully on his toes with my designer high heels anyway.
There are boors in every country, but it's no fun to be treated boorishly anywhere in the world. Would be nice to think about doing something excruciatingly painful to such people though, just to share the pain. :)
hey, u could always pull the ol' pour-your-hot-drink on him and make squeal like a little schoolgirl trick. ;)
tsk tsk...u shld complain to his boss or something!ass hat!
dainty d + shutterbug: hahaha!! squashing knuckles felt good!
seth: but my spoken hokkien not great leh.
clamshell: nah. but kind of. for posterity.
corsage: Noo!!! poor you! that must have sucked big time. yucks. why all liddat one!
lms: yah man.
lms:
fuchsiacow + opal: that's why. he's got no brains man. pathetic loser. he looks like one too.
dre: young man. frack.
verve: i did alot of that in school! so it came automatically!! hahaha.
epithet: different.u my bro. can take punches easy.
Q: oh dear. you too. eiooow. i hope u don't meet this sort again!
cavalock: cannot leh. later scald him then how??? ;P
kairinu: maybe. but prob not lah. heh. i embarrassed him in front of the rest of the visitors already!
ewww, that's disgusting. i admire your spunk though :)
way to go gal! YOu're very straightforward just like me and I really give you credit for standing up for what you think is right!
Tsk tsk. You will be surprised how some men turned ugly just after a few drinks, in the name of drunkardness.
Ooh.. nasty chap. Vile experience. Should've told him off proper!
beanbean: i'm not the sort to let this type of things pass. i'm not the even-temper sort. quite violent actually. :) !!!
mff: i'll be more violent with drunkards. this one wasn't even drunk. just plain uncouth. eioow. i'm sure you meet worse ones at times. kudos to you for keeping ur cool!
yellow: i did i did! but cannot shout too much. heh.
Woo-hoo! So gungho of you to do that to him, way to go gal!! :D
I wonder how differently it'd have turned out had the genders been reversed.
jemej: heeeee. i'm not particularly refined sometimes!
johnny malkavian: dunno leh. but i think the guy wouldn't be too enthusiastic about the women's overtures. :)
I'd put money on johnny the malkavian wanting far and away from the female predator. oh please let me be right!
The last time I turned a girl down, she started to cry. I thought I did the right thing, but also told myself that I must never do something like that again.
imp - I promise this will be last comment on this post from me to the malkavian.
hey johnny the malkavian - u telling me i just liao lui on you?? sigh.
hahah, this is such a funny post.
you know at my regular jamming place, ever since i started 'pak tor' the other men had been keeping some distance which is a good thing, because they know this property is 'taken'
then that day i brought a male colleague to jam, we were laughing, i coaxed him to sing etc, some may mistake us as dating. The next day one mature musician, someone whom i had respected as being friendly and never failed to send regards to my half when he not there, suddenly put his arms around my waist and asked seductively how i was. yeeks! when i said ok & i turned away, i felt him stroking my hair...double yeeks. When he felt my resistence, he blurted the question "are u married to ****". what is it to you right? But i said 'soon' and then he kept the distance. i have so no respect for him now.
sinlady + johnny malkavian: no worries!!! very entertaining for me!!! :)
suziew: yikes!!!!!!!! so presumptuous of him. aiyoh.
I find women betting on me oddly.. invigorating.
ooo! i din read this till now! good lah, u can be firm and fierce when need to. we do get this nonsense quite a bit but i'm terrible at knowing how to be fierce to them :p
ame: i actually kinda 'ignored' him and gave him polite non-replies. TILL THE LAST DAY LAH! then he irritated me!!! AIYOH!!!!!!! so terrible. u nice wat. but then u can buzz me to go be NOT nice. ;P
I'm shocked since I find most Vietnamese men very mild-mannered. Must be the rare black sheep and you had to meet one.
dr: apparently in our industry, they're the norm. so that really leaves a sour taste in our mouths as they represent Vietnam. they are apparently as unsophisticated and crude as they come.
Eeeeewwwkkkkk..!!! what an asshole..!!!! a real disgrace.. !!! I know how you feel.. coz' i had to entertain some korean clients.. with my boss.. but luckily for me.. my chief engineer .. was really good.. and protective.. and took care of me.. and the interpretor really well.. and we didn't get really harassed.. except when he tried to hug us.. goodbye..!! Eeeewweeekk..!! but the korean man .. not like that Vietnamese, was quite good looking.. hahhaha!!
mamabok: eiiii! why are men like that everywhere! hehehehe. if i meet a good-looking one, i'll be sure to blog. i scared i give double standards!!! ;p
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