Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A Title Is Important

There are just too many junk mails, spam and viruses crawling through msn and emails. The work email is superb at filtering out junk mails. That's great. I don't like having personal emails sent to my work account. I'm quite insistent on friends (and the man) to send personal emails to my personal email accounts. On that front, it can be quite a battle keeping the home laptop and desktop worm-and-virus-free since they will never be as secure as the work laptop. (Thank gawwd for Macs.)

I'm quite anal when it comes to email subject headings. The friends need to be really creative when titling emails to me. Otherwise I usually don't bother reading them. Many times, I've missed out on emails of substance because the friends randomly forward stuff without writing anything in the body of the message or adjusting the heading. I've been scolded quite alot. Then they got wiser. They become ingenious with their subject headings. They personalize the titles so much till it's very obvious that it can't be anything else but a legitimate email or message.

Anything with a "FW:xxxxx", "Can you take a look at this pls?", "Interesting- pls read.", "Invite: Party @ XXXXX" ...... the sort, are automatically deleted even from known senders. On IMs, I flatly ignore pop-ups of links without an additional proper sentence.

Heh. In doing the filtering, it also helps to ensure the quality of forwarded 'jokes'. It almost guarantees that anything the friends send would be satirical or dark. No toilet humor. I refuse to read idiotic-ahahha-blah jokes, or worse, chain emails. If anyone sends me a chain email or a silly, uninvestigated request for blood donation type of messages, I'll write back and hammer them on the head for not using their brains to think it through.

Since I make so many demands on the friends, of course I reciprocate by properly titling the stuff I send over, lest I get an earful for non-compliance!

12 comments:

zewt said...

what if you cant access personal mail at work? still want your friends to send mails to your personal mail?

what would be a good title then?

imp said...

zewt: i can. no issue with that. if i can't, i'll just bring my BB or personal laptop with roaming wi-fi. that's what some of the other friends do. but no difference. still applicable. i still want my personal mails sent to personal a/c. our work emails can be tracked for all to view. i'd hate that. i can check my personal mail at home when i get back from office.

zewt said...

BB... i tot iphone is cooler :)

so what's a good title? u didnt answer that.

imp said...

zewt: we're not very into iphones leh. BBs rule for now. waiting for the iphone 3.0 leh. a good title would be something that's relevant to the subject - like "Are we going to the John Mayer concert" or "Lunch date at xxx next Fri with the goons", "drinks at whisky store?". :)

zewt said...

fair enough. i dread the BB... they might just give me one... and i will have to reply work mails within hours...24/7....

say no to BB!

imp said...

zewt: AYE! luckily my BB is for personal use. heh. many of the friends are slaves to the firm-issued BBs!

kikare said...

I am going to go through the mails from you again and make a judgement on how well your title your mails!

zewt said...

u should include me in your mailing list so that i can judge whether your titles are up to the mark or not... haha!

Little Miss Snooze said...

Haha I also had the urge to check back on the titles of emails you send to me ;)

Siiiigh, I have no access to personal mails at work, so no choice...I have to use work email for personal stuff. Else, I also prefer to keep them separate...

imp said...

kikare + zewt: die. *facepalm* i have such cruel unforgiving friends.

lms: heeeeeeee. i die die also cannot do that. IT can retrieve my emails anytime and it'll never be deleted from the syst. so it's back to good old sms for if there ever be a day when they ban hotmail/gmail access at work for me.

=eLaiNe= said...

no wonder i nv receive any mail from your work mail account before, hahah! =p

imp said...

elaine: hehe. as a general rule, i don't email others on their work a/c too! coz my friends are anal about that as well.